Boys Conversations

Zach had just started playing the spiderman WII game we rented and he says, "I'm trying to get away."
Josh replied, "Zach, escaping is not what spiderman does!"

Zach asked if it was still spring break today and if I had spring break too.(never a break) Josh said, "she doesn't work."(what?!!?) Zach said, "she does have to watch over woo (lu) and she does have to tell us what to do."(thank you!) I then asked them what they thought I did all day and Josh said, "cook food and vacuum" Zach said, "pray and drink so you can stay alive"
I asked what they thought dad did and Josh said, "work, work, work and at night he comes back" and Zach said "He works until night" (they have no idea what he does)